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Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 535 Points

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/14/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 8/27/14
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/14/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brain Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Brawn Unlocked 5/26/11
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/11/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/95 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/15/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood 5 Points Activate Tiger Mode
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Deeper Sleep

The stubborn guest returns Unlocked 8/26/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I have to go deeper Unlocked 8/26/14
10 Points
Complete the game
The Librarian 25 Points Collect all 15 notes
You are safe now Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/23/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)

Inculcation

Addiction Unlocked 8/10/10
5 Points
TX-15 Dependency
Thorough Unlocked 8/10/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
B Rank 25 Points Get a B Rank or higher
C Rank 25 Points Get a C Rank or higher
A Rank 50 Points Get an A Rank or higher
S Rank 100 Points Get a S Rank

Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/255 points)

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE Unlocked 7/8/09
50 Points
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
PATH OF AGGRESSION 50 Points Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)